ripvaccinated2017-2021-deactiva:
the young woman cut open her weed cigarette with her dainty hands and ate her cannabis playfully with her nimble fingers
you are so gay that if you went to book a room at the Penis & Butthole Hotel they would say “for you, my friend, it’s on the house”
Under Socialism, you will become fuckable
Under socialism fuckability will be distributed equally throughout the grocery store
shoutout to a guy from 6th-8th century Italy that looked really really cool
